Situations Warranting Deliberate Deliberation
March 3rd, 2010
MASKED KIDNAPPER: You have to choose whether I kill your aunt or your cous–
YOU: Cousin.
COUSIN: Me? With no hesitation?
YOU: Umm….
MASKED KIDNAPPER: On second thought, I’m going to let you all live so I can watch you talk about this. Hopefully you get each other in this year’s family Secret Santa.
COUSIN: Wait… dad?
UNMASKED KIDNAPPER: Busted.
Your cousin's dad.