Open Up and Say, ‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!’
February 25th, 2010
If your kids are kidnapped when they’re ten and aren’t found for 20 years, you better hope they don’t need braces because no way is their captor going to cover orthodontics, and you’ve got to take care of that when they’re a kid.
Kidnapped at a young age, Lil Jon's lone option to conceal his mangled mouth was to bejewel it.
But even worse is that you better hope they aren’t kidnapped mid-braces, because no way are their captors going to have them removed professionally, and there’s no such thing as a competent amateur orthodontist, aka guy with a toolbox and whiskey.
'Open Up and Say... Yeah!' is more like it, Bret Michaels.