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Home > Uncategorized > The Riddler, Part II

The Riddler, Part II

February 24th, 2010
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Q: What percentage of lottery winners buy their wives nicer wedding rings?

Not a hint.

Not a hint.

You wouldn’t buy this ring for someone named Bartholomette.

You wouldn’t buy this ring for someone named Bartholomette.

A: 100%, because they all “buy” foxier wives.

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