Everest Schmeverest, or Why Not to be an Arrogant Mountain Climber
February 18th, 2010
Chip and his Sherpa reach the summit of Mount Everest.
CHIP: ZOMG, I did it! And it wasn’t nearly as hard as everyone says it is. I totally could’ve done it without a Sherpa. Wait! Where are you going, Tenzing Norgay? You forgot my bags! And my microwave! And my four mile extension cord!
Not to be racist, but white people who climb Everest aren't 10% as badass as Sherpas.