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I Do Need Water But Am Willing to Let the Motherf*cker Burn

February 10th, 2010
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I said nay to volunteering for my local fire department, because if there’s ever a fire at my area aquarium and the fire hydrants don’t work, I don’t think I could make the subsequent life and death decision.

"Would I be willing to let you die, Mr. Flippy, to save the aquarium? I don't ever want to know. Also, stop looking at me like that."

"Would I be willing to sacrifice you, Mr. Flippy, to save the aquarium? I don't ever want to know. Also, stop looking at me like that."

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