If a Vampire Chips a Tooth, Will He/She Die of Starvation?
February 3rd, 2010
VAMPIRE: Can you cap this tooth?
DENTIST: Are you a vampire?
VAMPIRE: No.
DENTIST: Okay, I can fit you in at 2 PM tomorrow.
VAMPIRE: Do you have anything after sundown?
DENTIST: Gotcha, Barnabas!
VAMPIRE: Please. Call me Barney.
Vampire dentistry: because crazy straws are much less menacing.