He is Handsome
February 2nd, 2010
Biologically speaking your body makes baby batter, and biologically speaking your body will have to relieve itself of said batter whether you, your special lady, a special lady for hire or nobody help. Thus the Pope must have wet dreams, so what are the wet dreams of someone with no exposure to sex? It’s no secret that nothing gets the Popester going like Jesus, so dare we assume….
"Jesus, your beard's itchy--oh, oh--I came."
POPE (TO DORIS): Doris, please wash my papal onesy again.